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Italian couple hospitalized after having sex at sea
Standard Freeholder / QMI Agency ^
| 10-17-2014
Posted on 10/17/2014 3:53:40 PM PDT by Citizen Zed
A private moment quickly turned embarrassing for an Italian couple who got stuck to each other while having sex in the Adriatic Sea.
Taking advantage of a relatively deserted beach at Porto San Giorgio on Italy's east coast earlier this week, the pair took their passions to the sea but was reportedly unable to separate due to "suction" caused by the surrounding water, Il Mattino reports.
The duo remained stuck in the water briefly until they were able to summon a woman walking the shore for help. The woman brought them a towel as they struggled out of the water, Italy's The Local reports.
A doctor was called to the scene and the couple was rushed to hospital, where the woman's uterus was dilated to relieve pressure and allow the two to separate.
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Rushed to the hospital in the DR's Fiat?
To: Citizen Zed
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posted on
10/17/2014 3:54:27 PM PDT
by
wastedyears
(I may be stupid, but at least I'm not Darwin Awards stupid.)
To: Citizen Zed
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posted on
10/17/2014 3:55:53 PM PDT
by
umgud
(I couldn't understand why the ball kept getting bigger......... then it hit me.)
To: Citizen Zed
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posted on
10/17/2014 3:57:05 PM PDT
by
jmacusa
(Liberalism defined: When mom and dad go away for the weekend and the kids are in charge.)
To: Citizen Zed
I find this unlikely. Seems more like a Howard Stern prank than an actual news event.
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posted on
10/17/2014 3:57:07 PM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
("Now is not the time for fear. That comes later.")
To: wastedyears
Eh, it happens. Pictures would assist in final verdict.
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posted on
10/17/2014 3:57:21 PM PDT
by
GRRRRR
(He'll NEVER be my President, FUBO! Treason is the Reason! Impeach the Kenyan)
To: Citizen Zed
That’s what I call a really close couple.
CC
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posted on
10/17/2014 3:57:24 PM PDT
by
Celtic Conservative
(tease not the dragon for thou art crunchy when roasted and taste good with ketchup)
To: umgud
Curses! Dogknotted again!
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posted on
10/17/2014 3:57:32 PM PDT
by
Rodamala
To: Citizen Zed
ROTFL! Oh man. Whodda thunk! It’s a wacky, wacky world out there, Skippy.
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posted on
10/17/2014 3:57:33 PM PDT
by
FlingWingFlyer
(Ebola and Enterovirus-D68. Proud members of Viruses Without Borders.)
To: Citizen Zed
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posted on
10/17/2014 3:57:38 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: Citizen Zed
Friday always has the best stories.
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posted on
10/17/2014 3:58:03 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: jmacusa
The I-talians sure know how to party!
To: Citizen Zed
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posted on
10/17/2014 3:58:37 PM PDT
by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
To: Citizen Zed
I’m just glad no Freepers were involved.
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posted on
10/17/2014 4:00:53 PM PDT
by
OwenKellogg
(Fundamental transformation leads to ... ebola and vomitus for all!)
To: Citizen Zed
I hate it when that happens.
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posted on
10/17/2014 4:01:10 PM PDT
by
beethovenfan
(If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
To: Citizen Zed
Gwyneth Paltrow is on her way to instruct them on conscious uncoupling.
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posted on
10/17/2014 4:01:55 PM PDT
by
LostInBayport
(When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
To: Citizen Zed
What in the world did they want to get separated for?
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posted on
10/17/2014 4:02:58 PM PDT
by
babygene
To: Citizen Zed
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posted on
10/17/2014 4:03:45 PM PDT
by
miserare
(2014--The Year We Fight Back!)
To: Citizen Zed
I’ve been trying to accomplish that for years!
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posted on
10/17/2014 4:05:40 PM PDT
by
Veggie Todd
(The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
To: Citizen Zed
I thought he was supposed to wait four hours before calling a “healthcare provider”.
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posted on
10/17/2014 4:05:43 PM PDT
by
FlingWingFlyer
(Ebola and Enterovirus-D68. Proud members of Viruses Without Borders.)
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