Posted on 10/17/2014 8:22:27 AM PDT by Cats Pajamas
Natural men have a certain amount of grit about them. They sweat and they smell. Homosexuals often abhor this sort of thing and will also be incredibly particular about the cleanliness of the home.
(Excerpt) Read more at christwire.org ...
According to my wife, I’m no clean freak.
No space on the kitchen counter, time to clean it off with Krud Kutter.
It’s easy enough to get a roll of TP off the water tank, don’t need no stinking fancy roller thingy.
Best trick in town, daily shower spray cleaner.
Yeah ... I would hope everyone realizes that it’s a satire site.
It’s not unintentional. It’s a satire site. Just look at some of the other stories, like the about butt covers reducing homosexuality in pets by 43%.
I’ve often wondered if Richard Simmons is secretly gay.
The “Christie * Bush 2016” at the top of the page was a real knee-slapper, too.
Gravy check his underwear.
Yeah, I did some further reading & still wasn't sure until I came across the link to the story you mention.
It never occurred to me to read the comments until I read your post.Absolutely amazing.Just goes to show that there are more than a few who are literally irredeemable.
I used to work with a woman whose husband lived and worked in NYC (this is central VA). He rarely came home, and when he did, he would sashay into our place of business wearing a long fur coat (he and his wife were black). The woman used to brag about his talent with a sewing machine, his love of making ribbons for Christmas decorations, and his queer friends. But it wasn’t a marriage of convenience and he wasn’t gay...oh, no. /s
No, I’d say he’s not secretly gay.
I love using sarcasm and irony around anybody, not just friends.
I've engaged in heterosexual sex more than 3900 times in my life. That's just a quick calculation of 2.5x per week average x 30 years of marriage. It was actually closer to 2.5x per day the first few years!
I've fathered three conservative daughters who all married conservative men and have given us three grandchildren, with at least one more on the way.
I think about heterosexual sex maybe only once per hour now, considerably down from the "constantly" where I was 20-30 years ago.
Homosexual activity has about as much appeal to me as skinny dipping in a sewage treatment pond.
So, am I an anomaly? I think I'm pretty darn normal among real American men.
Laughing at this article. Yes, I’m sure that having a Down Low husband would be a nightmare, but the article is pretty funny about how to know your man is gay. My first husband actually did like the Golden Girls. Not gay though. It may come as a surprise to the author of this article that there are gay men who aren’t thin, don’t have a nice trim butt, don’t watch Glee, and don’t dish sarcastically with their friends or have sex in the bathroom of the gym.
Most cops wear bullet proof vests on their jobs.
I am fastideosly military about my house. After 17 years of bitching, complaining and just being pissed off, I no longer care. I also don’t let visitors in my house because she doesn’t understand.
A tight shirt is a tight shirt.
“I’ve often wondered if Richard Simmons is secretly gay.”
I didn’t know it was a secret.
I get a very strange vibe from that “christwire” website ... browse around there for a while, and tell me what you think.
No,I touch briefly on my FR moniker in my profile page.I first heard the term "Gay State" used by Howie Carr,a great local Boson talk host,at about the time that our Supreme Court (not the voters,mind you) decided that pervert marriage was a Constitutional right here.
The secret would be if he actually was straight.
There are approximately 60 million marriages in the US. I don’t for a minute believe that nearly 4% of them are secretly dealing with homosexuality in them.
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