Posted on 10/16/2014 5:16:43 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
Imagine this poster with a witch's outfit.
I had her in my office for a while and every time I would turn to work my printer I would see her in the corner of my eye and she would freak me out. (She was a garage gift from my folks. My lib sister was afraid at what I might do to her.)
I put her in the attic and when I was cleaning it out I decided she had to go. Oh, I need to mention that I did perform an exorcism on her when I first got her.
I decided that since my brother was going to have a bonfire on his country property I knew exactly what to do. I took her with me and as my brother was putting the final touches on the great pile of wood I placed her about five feet from the front. A number of guys thought they would have their revenge on her by coping a few feels and aiming their guns at her head while getting their pictures made.
I might add that when I questioned all the people at the bonfire most of the people were democrats and when I asked them if they would mind if we set her on fire they whole-heartedly said "not at all, please do."
Gasoline was poured, and the fire was lit. Nothing happened at first but then all of a sudden she began to smoke, as if Satan was playing with her. Then, amazingly she bowed down in half and she burst into flames.
It was quite a show and so poignant.
That may be the best use anyone has ever had of her...
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