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Doctors find potato growing inside Colombian woman, apparently used as a contraceptive
fox 6 ^ | 10/5/14 | katie delong

Posted on 10/08/2014 8:57:24 PM PDT by knak

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To: knak

Mom never taught her daughter about sarcasm.

Wonder if she would’ve got it if mom told her to just keep her legs crossed.


21 posted on 10/08/2014 9:13:06 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: knak
I've heard of Tater Tots, but this is ridiculous...
22 posted on 10/08/2014 9:13:31 PM PDT by fhayek
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To: knak

” in this case, a bizarre encounter with a vegetable.”

I’ll take “bizarre vegetable encounters” for $300, Alex.


23 posted on 10/08/2014 9:13:32 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (At no time was the Obama administration aware of what the Obama administration was doing)
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To: knak

“The potato was removed without surgery and the woman is said to have no lasting side effects. “

Word came out that the gal sometimes now has a hankering for potato wedges...


24 posted on 10/08/2014 9:14:26 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Kirkwood

Lol!


25 posted on 10/08/2014 9:15:09 PM PDT by Flick Lives ("I can't believe it's not Fascism!")
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To: knak

Fish and chips.


26 posted on 10/08/2014 9:20:11 PM PDT by matt1234 (Obama fled. People bled. Iraq 2014.)
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To: txhurl
Birth control pills are made from yam extracts.

"Extracting the yam" - is that what kids call it these days?

27 posted on 10/08/2014 9:20:24 PM PDT by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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To: knak; mikrofon; martin_fierro

Sex a peel.


28 posted on 10/08/2014 9:21:49 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Politicalkiddo

Not only that; but, some people should not even be allowed out in public without an escort.


29 posted on 10/08/2014 9:23:19 PM PDT by Jean2 (ox)
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To: knak

“The potato was removed without surgery”
Uh, whut?


30 posted on 10/08/2014 9:23:35 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: knak

Tater Tots?


31 posted on 10/08/2014 9:24:16 PM PDT by Red_Devil 232 ((VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!))
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To: knak

I know if I saw some leaves sticking out of there and an eye watching me I’d back off in a hurry!


32 posted on 10/08/2014 9:29:20 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: tumblindice

Half-baked story.


33 posted on 10/08/2014 9:29:35 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: Red_Devil 232

Tater?

34 posted on 10/08/2014 9:31:42 PM PDT by Red_Devil 232 ((VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!))
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To: matt1234; Lazmataz

Did you mean Laz?


35 posted on 10/08/2014 9:32:19 PM PDT by mykroar (Let justice be done though the heavens should fall. - John Adams)
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To: knak

I would like to see the pictures. Roots emerging from a woman? Sounds like something from Invasion of the Body Snatchers.


36 posted on 10/08/2014 9:35:24 PM PDT by BBell (I'm cynical and sarcastic and therefore I love Ann Coulter)
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To: knak

(She’s been with the world)
I’m tired of the soup d’jour
(She’s been with the world)
I wanna end this prophylactic tour

Afraid that no-one around me
Understands my potato
Think I’m only a spud girl
Looking for a real tomato

-Devo (Smart Patrol)

(Little gender changing there, but it still works)


37 posted on 10/08/2014 9:40:00 PM PDT by dfwgator (The "Fire Muschamp" tagline is back!)
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To: Flick Lives

Fallopian Tubers....


38 posted on 10/08/2014 9:42:50 PM PDT by GraceG (Protect the Border from Illegal Aliens, Don't Protect Illegal Alien Boarders...)
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To: BBell

It seems like it would actually be a pretty effective birth control method.


39 posted on 10/08/2014 9:47:55 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: knak
The Ministry of Education and sociologist Maria Eugenia Rosselli said what further perpetuates the problem is that young people feel they cannot freely discuss sex with their parents.

Nice try, but in this case it would have been better if the young woman hadn't discussed sex freely with her parent:

“My mom told me that if I didn’t want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there, and I believed her,”

40 posted on 10/08/2014 9:51:37 PM PDT by eclecticEel ("The petty man forsakes what lies within his power and longs for what lies with Heaven." - Xunzi)
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