Have 6 raccons, one skunk and one fisher that come on the front porch every night to eat their food.. I can smell different animals, even tell if it`s a fox. This is what happens when city slickers never get in touch with NATURAL ODORS which rejuvenate the olfactory function. Us`n ancient mountain hillbillies can smell a danged revenooer 20 miles away.
Guy calls the county agent because skunks have moved under his porch. He asks how to get rid of them.
The agent says that he's heard lutefisk puts out a smell that drives skunks away.
Guy goes to the maket, buys some lutefisk and tries it out.
Three days later, he's calling the county agent again. "The skunks are gone," he says, "but now how do I get rid of the Norwegians who took their place?"