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To: C19fan

The samples are nice but some of the shoppers are brain dead in their quest for free eats. They mill around and block the aisle and are too absorbed in it to notice others trying to go around them and get on with their lives.


18 posted on 10/01/2014 9:04:33 AM PDT by Califreak (Hope and Che'nge is killing U.S.)
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To: Califreak

They’ll notice when you “accidentally” ram them with your cart, I bet.


22 posted on 10/01/2014 9:07:05 AM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Califreak

The samples are nice but some of the shoppers are brain dead in their quest for free eats. They mill around and block the aisle and are too absorbed in it to notice others trying to go around them and get on with their lives.

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Casually and nonchalantly bump your cart into them. Smile sweetly and say “Oopsie. I’m sorry”.

They get the hint - they move - you get your free food.


26 posted on 10/01/2014 9:11:40 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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