Woman is heard screaming from her coffin after being ‘buried alive’

Metro UK ^ | September 27, 2014

[Vendome]

Really?

I attribute Tiffany Amber Theisen to “Saved by the Bell”.

[Scoutmaster]

I never had you pegged as a Dustin Diamond guy, my good friend.

[Scoutmaster]

The second photo. Unngh!

[familyop]

"It wasn’t the cough that carried her off — it was the coffin they carried her off in."

That reminds me that I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

[Diamond]

Now there might be something to that IF one has a charged cell phone battery, but do cell phone signals travel very far from buried casket? And what if the person above ground doesn't pick up? Is it proper buried-alive phone etiquette to leave a voice message? What does one say? Maybe a text would be better. Is it ok to take a selfie before one's self suffocates?

Cordially,

[Safetgiver]

Greece ain’t third world? Who’d a thunk?

[mcshot]

Good one.

[mcshot]

I don’t think they’d let a customer walk away.

[morphing libertarian]

I would text. My kids respond faster.

You’re giving me an idea for commercial.

[HandyDandy]

Now that you have made me aware of that young lady, I will attribute her to “ring my bell”.

[zaxtres]

Vicks always stops the coffin.

[loungitude]

ding ding ding....We have our winner!

[CapnJack]

The Tall Man Angus Scrimm would never make that mistake with one of his "clients". He embalmed them all.

[octex]

That would be a funeral memory of a life time.
Sitting there in a chair and screaming comes out of the casket.
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In early-mid ‘60s, I was Mgr. of a 360 unit apt. complex in Dallas. One tenant was single, mid-30s, party guy who also was the owner and funeral director of a funeral home nearby.

He had a couple of assistants help him in having a wake/celebration in the funeral home after notifying about 3 dozen of his friends that he’d died of a sudden heart attack. He had supposedly left instructions for having food and alcoholic beverages for the invitees as he was lying in an open casket in the room.

He heard many of his friends saying nice things about him and how he was always a fun guy to have at parties. After about an hour, when folks were getting buzzed pretty good, he very slowly began sitting up, still with his eyes closed.

Someone noticed him and started screaming and then many of them screamed and started heading for the exits.

He finally opened his eyes and started laughing and telling people to come back. .....He told me he was lucky that some of them didn’t really kill him, but everyone finally settled down to a long party.

[ExSoldier]

I've always been confuzzled as to the meaning of this, because I was taught (and I believe) that the instant of my passing shall see me in the arms of Jesus where my spirit will reside until I get my eternal body. This section seems to indicate that those who went before shall rein habit their bodies still in the grave and rise physically. Is that correct? But what if those bodies no longer exist? Burned in a fire, blown to smithereens in battle or gobbled by a shark?

[a fool in paradise]

I think the embalmer just pocketed the money.

[Slings and Arrows]

I think the embalmer just pocketed the money.

Could be worse.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Those wacky Greeks!

Weekend at Stamos’?

DANG!

[RichInOC]

Life imitates the Disney parks’ Haunted Mansion.