Another class of idiots-the ones who park so close to your driver’s door that you can’t get into your car.
When they do that, there are invariably many, many open parking spaces in the immediate area, but the one right next to your car is the only one they will consider using.
The last time it happened to me, it was a Cadillac, so that explains everything.
I actually confronted a woman that did this a few weeks ago. I park far enough away to keep the latte sipping yoga pants wearing minivan drivers away but one decided to squeeze in next to me and could barely open her door. I watched from the side as she passed about 20 closer spots and pried her minivan next to my car, squeezed herself out and dragged her fat ass into the lot holding her coffee and her phone. I asked her why did she pass all the closer spots and park so close that she couldn’t open her door and she said “I didn’t notice”.. “You didn’t see the 5000 lb vehicle in the middle of the empty parking lot you parked next to?”
Another class of idiots-the ones who park so close to your driver’s door that you can’t get into your car. I was parked at a restaurant, not particularly near the door and was right in the middle of my spot.
I come out and some jerkwad has parked his full size, extended cab pickup truck so close I couldn't open my door, and in fact, I couldn't even squeeze between the vehicles to get to my door. I got really pissed off, really fast.
After swearing and crawling over the console across from the passenger side(something I've not done in 30 years and not easy as I'm 6'1" 220). I backed my vehicle out and noticed when I turned around that I had my open end/box end wrench set on the back seat.
When the passenger side tail light of the jerkwad was right at my window( and about 8 inches away, wrench met tail light. Repeatedly. Several weeks later I noticed that a few pieces managed to end up inside my vehicle, so I've taped a piece to my picture wall at work
