What is that?
KHORUF MANDI
It’s a hog trough for feeding muzzies.
EXPLANATION
The guy said ‘khorof mandi,’ which is a meat and rice dish, but we all know it’s a camel spider race. Every jihadi gets to enter a camel spider or a giant scorpion and they race through the corn until they’re exhausted. The owner of the last arthropod or arachnid standing gets to blow the other jihadis’ camels, then they all sit around licking their fingers and fantasize about how their people will one day discover something other than algebra. Toilet paper, for instance, or heterosexuality.