"We have our new voters.
Bring them by plane to each of our 57 states."
Posted on 09/24/2014 8:09:40 PM PDT by Kartographer
Two Ebola patients, who died of the virus in separate communities in Nimba County have reportedly resurrected in the county. The victims, both females, believed to be in their 60s and 40s respectively, died of the Ebola virus recently in Hope Village Community and the Catholic Community in Ganta, Nimba.
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Ping!
If they start eating brains and human flesh.....
God can do all things, if they are believers in Christ, but the claim is highly doubtful?
"We have our new voters.
Bring them by plane to each of our 57 states."
There is no real source.
I thought all of these stories start with the dead rising in China somewhere.
ZOMBIES are real!!!!
Bring Out Your Dead
We’re gonna need 
a bigger cart!
Post to me or FReep mail to be on/off the Bring Out Your Dead ping list.
The purpose of the “Bring Out Your Dead” ping list (formerly the “Ebola” ping list) is very early warning of emerging pandemics, as such it has a high false positive rate.
So far the false positive rate is 100%.
At some point we may well have a high mortality pandemic, and likely as not the “Bring Out Your Dead” threads will miss the beginning entirely.
*sigh* Such is life, and death...
1) But I’m not dead yet..
2) ‘e says he’s not dead
1) he’s mostly dead
3) I’m getting better
2) See, says he’s getting better
1) Shut up you.. Oh, come on he’ll be gone soon, when are you by next?
2) Won’t be by again till next week
1) Help a bloke out could you
...
Don’t use the Z word!
Miracle Max: Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there’s usually only one thing you can do.
Inigo Montoya: What’s that?
Miracle Max: Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
Maybe it was actually the T virus.
Sheeit, we’ve had the same problem here for decades. They usually reanimate around election season. Same symptoms, different continent.
demon possession?
I recently finished a novel, the title escapes me, but this very situation was characterized as “ACS or Ambulatory Cadaver Syndrome”.
A link to this thread has been posted on the Ebola Surveillance Thread
they be Vampires!
Thanks for the ping!
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