You forgot about the house-burying sand storms with 300mph winds and the GIANT Gila MONSTERS! {;^)
It's also getting close to that time of year when we get invaded by fat, blood-sucking communist zombies - from the entire northern midwest and Canada, but the absolute WORST are the ones from Minnesota. There should be no bag limit on them.
I had guest for a week here in Oro Valley. They were crying when they left, they loved it so much: the peacefulness and quiet of my gated community, the lack of traffic, the beauty of the Catalina mountains, and what really impressed them was how NICE people were to them, people who were genuinely caring and generous. They came from New York and the Bay area, and hauled back lots of shopping goodies, because our prices were good and they loved how well-stocked and tidy our stores were.
But, then again, I did warn them about the snakes and we almost gotten flattened by H=hurricane Odile, and they did have to participate in prayer with us twice a day.