1 posted on
09/22/2014 7:08:44 AM PDT by
Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz
2 posted on
09/22/2014 7:10:02 AM PDT by
null and void
(Only God Himself watches you more closely than the US government.)
To: Lazamataz
3 posted on
09/22/2014 7:10:45 AM PDT by
Lazamataz
(Of course, first we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them, of course.)
To: Lazamataz
Laz, why are you giving them ideas???
You think this is so absurd they won’t implement it? Well, you’re wrong.
Every time I think of something so absurd they would never make it reality, I get mugged by reality sooner or later by finding out they really did do it!
As long as I keep getting mugged by reality it’ll keep motivating me to be conservative.
4 posted on
09/22/2014 7:11:21 AM PDT by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: John Semmens
EAT MY DUST, SEMMENS!!!
;)
5 posted on
09/22/2014 7:13:16 AM PDT by
Lazamataz
(Of course, first we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them, of course.)
To: Lazamataz
Gadzooks, this sarcasm is becoming extremely hard to distinguish from a CNBC news broadcast.
Better watch out, Rachet ManCow will be endorsing this.
6 posted on
09/22/2014 7:15:06 AM PDT by
Da Coyote
To: Lazamataz
A guy a mile or so from here just opened a combination liquor store and gun shop. They also sell cigarettes so that makes them a real ATF. Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms.
There is an old joke that ATF should be a convenience store...this guy has carried it out :-)
It’s just different when you live way out in the country...
8 posted on
09/22/2014 7:18:52 AM PDT by
Bobalu
(Hashem Yerachem (May God Have Mercy)
To: Lazamataz
"I don't see any selection for we who prefer to love rutabagas and other vegetables. I don't think the "Inanimate-Object Attracted" option quite describes us."
Thank you for posting this - I was feeling so alone, but now I know there are other vegi-sexuals out there. And gun-owners to boot!
I just love my government (and my rutabegas, too).
9 posted on
09/22/2014 7:20:33 AM PDT by
Psalm 73
("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
To: Lazamataz
Sounds like a federally run dating service.
To: Lazamataz
I believe gun buyers should all be
“inanimate object attached”
11 posted on
09/22/2014 7:22:32 AM PDT by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: Lazamataz
In unrelated news, U. Gottabee Kiddin has changed his name to reflect his new belief.
He is now known as Ewe Gotta bin Mine.
16 posted on
09/22/2014 7:23:40 AM PDT by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lazamataz
17 posted on
09/22/2014 7:24:05 AM PDT by
ChildOfThe60s
((If you can remember the 60s.....you weren't really there)
To: Lazamataz
“U. Gottabee Kiddin”
You forgot the hyphen! That’s “Gottabee-Kiddin”.
Incorrect punctuation is a grievous mistake and renders the entire article suspect.
To: Lazamataz
Where’s your consideration for lonely horses?
26 posted on
09/22/2014 7:33:22 AM PDT by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: Lazamataz
lmao! sounds about right.
30 posted on
09/22/2014 7:35:25 AM PDT by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Lazamataz
“Gun-porn” - the love that dares not speak its name - LOL
32 posted on
09/22/2014 7:37:22 AM PDT by
rockrr
(Everything is different now...)
To: Lazamataz
You left out “Two-Spirited”.
I did NOT make that up....
34 posted on
09/22/2014 7:41:34 AM PDT by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: Lazamataz
The gay guys “breed” They are just shooting BLANKS into the wrong hole....
35 posted on
09/22/2014 7:42:34 AM PDT by
buffyt
(If ignorance is bliss, there musta been a whole lot of happy folks at these LIBERAL democrat rallies)
To: Lazamataz
Dirty, stinking, breeding Heterosexual AND... loving it!
37 posted on
09/22/2014 7:44:22 AM PDT by
Charles Martel
(Endeavor to persevere...)
To: Lazamataz
I will immediately be filing suit against these new regulations, through my law firm of Dewey, Cheatum and Howe.
38 posted on
09/22/2014 7:46:55 AM PDT by
deoetdoctrinae
(Gun-free zones are playgrounds for felons.)
To: Lazamataz
I think I will answer, “Queer as a three dollar bill” and “Weekend full of sodomite grossness.”
That will get me in good with the authorities.
39 posted on
09/22/2014 7:48:47 AM PDT by
Vermont Lt
(Ebola: Death is a lagging indicator.)
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