Bear attack in Wyoming kills Utah man

The Salt Lake Tribune ^ | Sep 15 2014 01 | Brett Prettyman

[laplata]

You’re right. Headlines are deliberately used to promote the Progressive agenda; the AP being very guilty.

I remember Ronald Reagan was at his ranch and a headline read:

“Reagan slaps intruder”.

Reagan was cutting brush and simply slapped a mosquito that had bitten him on the neck.

[laplata]

That show has evolved into a pretty good story.

[blueunicorn6]

God gave bears large muscles, teeth and claws. God gave man a large brain so he could develop and use firearms.
When I was young, I worked for the Forest Service. One of my co-workers carried a revolver. I asked another co-worker if the guy with the revolver thought he was Billy The Kid.
“Leave him alone. He was on a four man trail crew that got between a Grizzly Sow and her cub. When it was all over, he was the only one of the four that could move.”
I never said another word about that guy.

[Daffynition]

A heavy load to bear.

[moose07]

“That Bear......hunt it down”

The Whole Pub became silent when that hit my laughter circuits. :)

[ItsOurTimeNow]

Darn you - that’s exactly where I was going with this when I read the title!

[Darksheare]

Utah man in Wyoming dies in bear attack.

[Darksheare]

Cam you imagine how that would look?
A humongous bear visible from space?
How would one take it down anyway?
All the battleships are mothballed.

[moose07]

Just find Ranger Smith.
If he can cope with Yogi a 500 mile tall Bear should be no problem.

Imagine the size of the hearth rug.

[Darksheare]

Could feed millions with that bear!

[Verginius Rufus]

There is another thread today about a woman in Alberta being killed by a bear...but that happened in May 2014.

[moose07]

Ah! You have a food distribution Plan.
Glad i didn't suggest Nuking the problem from orbit.
This will now need a night's thought on the matter. Hmmm.

[Darksheare]

LOL, yes.

[HandyDandy]

Ursa Major.

[Rodamala]

Still... it is tragic that a man lost his life to a bear. Be prepared... always. Most suggest not pepper spray or bells, but a firearm... preferably one with a caliber that starts with a “4”

[HandyDandy]

I do believe you fixed it!

[Darksheare]

I wouldn’t make it as a copy editor though, my typos are legendary.

[moose07]

Megga Ursae, The Grizz that time forgot.

[jmacusa]

Ain’t that something? Damn. I’ll bet that bruin could’ve nailed the guy if he’d been in next door in Vegas! Who ever writes headlines like these must come out of the government schools were they’re teaching reel gut speling and all kinds of fancy book learnin’.

[Darksheare]

Probably!
And then some.