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[Phone rings]

BtD: "Hullo?"

Voice: "Howdy, Bill! This is yer terlit speaking."

BtD: "Uh, wha?"

Voice: "Yer terlit, Bill. I've been running some numbers on yer last poo and I don't like what I'm seeing."

BtD: "What the- "

Voice: "Green leafy veggies, Bill. Not enough veggies. I've been speaking with the fridge and you got nothing but froze lasagna and pork rinds. Oh, and I was talking to the scale, too. Not good, Bill. We ordered up a big batch of green, leafy veggies fer ya."

BtD: "WHAT?!??!"

Voice: "It's fer yer own good, Bill. Now just be a good little human and go along with the whole thing or..."

BtD (frantic): "Or what, you little Nazi?"

Voice: "Or the beer gets it."

16 posted on 09/14/2014 9:23:14 PM PDT by Billthedrill

To: Billthedrill

OMG, that is beautiful.

If it wasn’t so scary.

moochelle’s terlit app (cannot be uninstalled)...

18 posted on 09/14/2014 9:28:55 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (AGW "Scientific method:" Draw your lines first, then plot your points)

To: Billthedrill

30 posted on 09/15/2014 6:00:54 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)

To: Billthedrill

You don't even WANT to know what your Sleep Number Bed is saying about you. Don't be surprised if it deflates in your sleep and smothers you to death.

-PJ

35 posted on 09/15/2014 2:32:42 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)

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