You forgot to tell them: SILVER coins on the eyes, GARLIC cloves around, and orient east west!
How am I supposed to enter repose properly?!
Got laughed off the boat at the Styx last time.
A rubber ducky?
Sheesh...
Don’t blame me. I said we ought to go the Viking route the last time. We were all ready to put the severed head of your most hated enemy in the boat at your feet but Slings said he wasn’t done with it.