He does look like he's been chomping on a few of those burnt ebonies recently, doesn't he?
Well, if he wants to avoid those kinds of black-tooth problems, he could just ask them for the substitute blue bread, and that will solve that problem:
71 posted on 09/11/2014 7:53:07 PM PDT by Heart-Rest
("Our hearts are restless, Lord, until they rest in Thee." - St. Augustine)