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Posted on 09/11/2014 12:53:21 PM PDT by Morgana

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Brazen shoplifter is arrested after slow-speed chase on a motorized Wal-Mart wheelchair that she stole 'because she didn't feel like walking'

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1 posted on 09/11/2014 12:53:22 PM PDT by Morgana
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To: Morgana

Did the cops have to use the spike stripsto stop her?


2 posted on 09/11/2014 12:55:28 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: Morgana

That slight humming noise you hear is not the motorized cart from Wal-Mart that I stole, but yes that is highway traffic you hear zipping by


3 posted on 09/11/2014 12:56:04 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: Morgana

Did they have to call the parking meter trike to do a pit maneuver?


4 posted on 09/11/2014 12:57:05 PM PDT by aomagrat (Gun owners who vote for democrats are too stupid to own guns.)
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To: Morgana

IBTGCP


5 posted on 09/11/2014 12:57:15 PM PDT by Disambiguator (#cornedbeef)
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To: Morgana

She was just be fealin’ entitled.


6 posted on 09/11/2014 12:57:26 PM PDT by Red_Devil 232 ((VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!))
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To: Morgana

Just last week I saw a drug deal go down involving two people on these Medicaid (ie, you & I paid for them) scooters.

They were NOT old people.

I’m guessing that they had so many DUIs that this was their only mode of transport.


7 posted on 09/11/2014 12:58:08 PM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: Morgana

She’ll be going straight to Hell at no more than two miles an hour.


8 posted on 09/11/2014 12:59:07 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Morgana

Yup, thought so.


9 posted on 09/11/2014 12:59:42 PM PDT by Da Coyote (00)
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To: Morgana


Likely not Michigan's smartest AA.
10 posted on 09/11/2014 12:59:45 PM PDT by caveat emptor
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11 posted on 09/11/2014 1:00:23 PM PDT by Brother Cracker (You are more likely to find krugerrands in a Cracker Jack box then 22 ammo at Wal-Mart)
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Even Beavis and Butthead were more clever.. riding mower photo: Murray riding lawn mower 224101778.jpg
12 posted on 09/11/2014 1:03:39 PM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: Morgana

That’s not covered by Medicaid.


13 posted on 09/11/2014 1:06:03 PM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: Farmer Dean

This is how they justify more MRAPs.


14 posted on 09/11/2014 1:08:04 PM PDT by TurboZamboni (Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.-JFK)
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To: MrB

Yea come to think of it Beavis and Butthead got theirs by winning the lottery.


15 posted on 09/11/2014 1:11:19 PM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: Morgana
She needed this one....
16 posted on 09/11/2014 1:13:43 PM PDT by Ouchthatonehurt ("When you're going through hell, keep going." - Sir Winston Churchill)
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To: Morgana

Those things are slooow! Less than 2mph.


17 posted on 09/11/2014 1:14:38 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: Brother Cracker

Where is my Life Alert Pendant?


18 posted on 09/11/2014 1:15:07 PM PDT by DocJhn
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To: Morgana
The ones I've seen go about 2mph. That's an hour long chase. Did they disable it with spike strips or a Pitt Maneuver.
19 posted on 09/11/2014 1:17:12 PM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: Morgana
Fortunately the Government Military Surplus program delivered the weaponized Rascal in the nick of time


20 posted on 09/11/2014 1:21:22 PM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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