[Quality_Not_Quantity]

I want to know what an ‘infinity scarf’ is - actually, no I don’t.

Please don’t tell me, okay? I don’t want to be that hip.

[driftdiver]

Its what people like him wear in front of their friends.

[Nevadan]

I am going to tell you anyway. I can assure you that knowing what it is will not make you hip or turn you into a metro-sexual. You will need a little more than that knowledge to do the trick. An infinity scarf is simply one where the ends of the rectangular scarf are sewn together, making a loop instead of a rectangle.

[gnarledmaw]

So basically, he wanted to wear a knit skirt but didn't want to be quite that flaming so he scrunched it around his neck.

Apparently, at least in Pervlandia, you can get away with anything as long as you give it a new trendy name.