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To: Bigg Red; defconw
I have a champion counter-surfer who has springs in her feet and is a *plotter*. Once I was standing right in the kitchen and saw her peering around the dining room door. When I turned my back, she STREAKED through the kitchen, LEAPED up in the air, and snagged a New York strip steak right out of the pan it was marinating in (up against the backsplash). It was gone by the time I yelled, "HEY!" and chased her around the corner - she choked it down whole.

We had to share the remaining steak while she got a whole one, and all night long she would come up to us and burp, "HI!" with Jack Daniels on her breath.


Springs in her feet.

65 posted on 09/05/2014 8:30:11 AM PDT by AnAmericanMother (Ecce Crucem Domini, fugite partes adversae. Vicit Leo de Tribu Iuda, Radix David, Alleluia!)
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To: AnAmericanMother
Oh My Gosh! That is hilarious! Thanks for the warning! Mine has a just enough border collie in her to drive us crazy. But her personality is lab. She jumps and jumps and jumps. I think next year I am going to get her a teather ball.
67 posted on 09/05/2014 8:33:52 AM PDT by defconw (Both parties have clearly lost their minds!)
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To: AnAmericanMother
she would come up to us and burp, "HI!" with Jack Daniels on her breath.

LOL! Great story!

71 posted on 09/05/2014 8:50:39 AM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is PUBLIC ENEMY #1)
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To: AnAmericanMother

You truly made me LOL with the Jack Daniels breath!

Beautiful dog, BTW. I can see the springs in action.


85 posted on 09/05/2014 11:52:53 AM PDT by Bigg Red (31 May 2014: Obamugabe officially declares the USA a vanquished subject of the Global Caliphate.)
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