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1 posted on 09/03/2014 12:49:52 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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Apparently it is actually IS good to be king.


2 posted on 09/03/2014 12:50:48 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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5 posted on 09/03/2014 12:52:22 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself.)
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Sounds a lot like a certain segment in this country, sans formal marriage.


7 posted on 09/03/2014 12:52:44 PM PDT by FrdmLvr ("WE ARE ALL OSAMA, 0BAMA!" al-Qaeda terrorists who breached the American compound in Benghazi)
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That’s nothing.

One of our POTUSES used to keep a young intern snuggled underneath his desk in the Oral Office. Then he crammed cigars up her private parts. Now he’s plotting his return to that office with his enabling wife.


8 posted on 09/03/2014 12:53:00 PM PDT by Trapped Behind Enemy Lines
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My husband can barely stand to have ONE wife! I will tell him about this king. LOL


9 posted on 09/03/2014 12:59:16 PM PDT by buffyt (Glowbull warming, the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on humanity, UNTIL WE GOT OBAMA!)
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Media outside Swaziland reported that 'Naughty Sindi' ... has had affairs with two of King Mswati's sons, Prince Majaha and Prince Bandzile

Obviously the word 'virgin' means something different in Africa.

10 posted on 09/03/2014 1:02:12 PM PDT by FatherofFive (Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
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‘Sindi is no virgin. She drinks and smokes a lot and has tattoos on parts of her body I cannot mention.’

You can take the girl out of the jungle but you can’t take the jungle out of the girl!


13 posted on 09/03/2014 1:03:16 PM PDT by Autonomous User
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Yeah, he looks ready for an 18 year old. some_text some_text
14 posted on 09/03/2014 1:14:41 PM PDT by boycott
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In ancient Israel, the king was prohibited from multiplying wives. As to why, is a speculation. Perhaps because they and their children would live at the expense of the ordinary people who have to pay taxes.


16 posted on 09/03/2014 1:30:29 PM PDT by Redmen4ever
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Is M’swat’i short for Mosquitoswatter?


20 posted on 09/03/2014 1:43:32 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (Have a wonderful day!)
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New reality show?


24 posted on 09/03/2014 2:10:13 PM PDT by showme_the_Glory ((ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government))
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The King, aged 46, chose the teenager as his wife from among thousands of young virgin girls who danced semi-naked in front of him at the kingdom's annual Umhlanga or Reed Dance in 2013.

That's the same way I got my wife.

26 posted on 09/03/2014 7:27:46 PM PDT by SIDENET
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If Sindi has really been naughty, she may not be a virgin.


32 posted on 09/04/2014 11:02:17 AM PDT by The_Media_never_lie (The media must be defeated any way it can be done.)
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