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To: Kirkwood

That is weird mentioning squirrels. I don’t have pets anymore except about nine Nazi squirrels and idiot that I am I feed them. Its been a couple of weeks and am down to two squirrels. One is the badass who sits in the pile of food and dares the rest to come near. He has tats, smokes, rides Harley, you know the works. Anyway he (large cajones) and the other little guy (Tyrion) they are all that is left of my squirrel empire. When someone figures out what the hell is going on please let me know. Something else, we have dumbass neighbor with four dogs, one especially is missing brain cells I am certain, dog barks every breath, at falling leaves, the wind, her own hair, real loser dog and not one bark in awhile. Weird like now I am getting freaked out. Time to get out the old baby monitors and eat some fruit I guess.


194 posted on 09/02/2014 6:19:41 PM PDT by Cats Pajamas (Wonder if Rush will mention cankles and her rent a dogs first thing?)
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To: Cats Pajamas

now that you mention it I haven’t seen any squirrels in awhile


195 posted on 09/02/2014 6:27:22 PM PDT by Taffini ( Mr. Pippen and Mr. Waffles do not approve and neither do I)
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