"Beard lotion: Mr. Whiskers brand. You must rub the lotion in."
"...My skin's all dry and itchy. You put me in a sweater. Sure as hell I cannot ask you for lotion."
11 posted on 09/01/2014 10:53:06 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)