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President Obama on ISIS: ‘Fetch Me My Brown Pants!’
The Federalist ^ | August 28, 2014 | Mollie Hemingway

Posted on 08/29/2014 1:16:03 PM PDT by right-wing agnostic

Everyone’s making fun of the tan suit President Obama wore in Thursday’s press conference. I can’t lie and say I liked it, of course, but neither do I really care. There was something about the content of his remarks, though, that reminded me of this old World War II joke about the Allies giving the Italians a pounding.

The Germans decide to send one of their generals to meet with the Italian general in Sicily to improve matters. The latter is standing in front of his headquarters, filled with anxiety. The German general arrives dressed in a magnificent red tunic. “What a gorgeous tunic!” the Italian says. The German replies, “See! This is what is wrong with you guys. You see this and think of beauty whereas I wear it to improve troop morale!” He explains that if he ever gets wounded, his troops won’t see him bleeding and will continue fighting. The Italian takes this message to heart and shouts, “Giuseppe! Fetch me my brown pants!”

It wasn’t the suit that screamed “brown pants” to me so much as everything else that happened Thursday.

The most obvious error was that President Obama publicly announced something that’s been obvious for months — he has no strategy for how to deal with ISIS/ISIL. I don’t want to completely attack this, although the problems with this public announcement are many. At the very least this comment suggests that President Obama knows that we should have a strategy. We haven’t had a coherent strategy for how to deal with Iraq going back four presidencies.

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TOPICS: Military/Veterans
KEYWORDS: isis; obama
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To: right-wing agnostic

When I first heard that joke, it was a Brit Redcoat and the French. This later version is a canard and slur against Italians.


21 posted on 08/29/2014 2:04:37 PM PDT by expat2
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22 posted on 08/29/2014 2:08:18 PM PDT by zeestephen
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To: right-wing agnostic
It could be worse...


23 posted on 08/29/2014 2:09:35 PM PDT by Dallas59
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To: right-wing agnostic
I always thought young Obama looked more like Apophis than ISIS:
24 posted on 08/29/2014 2:13:17 PM PDT by dangus
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I always thought young Obama looked more like Apophis than ISIS:
25 posted on 08/29/2014 2:14:28 PM PDT by dangus
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To: Politically Correct

ROTFLOL! Glad I wasn’t enjoying a beverage when I read that.


26 posted on 08/29/2014 2:21:58 PM PDT by outofsalt
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To: right-wing agnostic
I have read about several military leaders who wore red shirts going into battle so that their troops would not see the blood if they were wounded. Maybe Obama wears brown pants for a similar reason.
27 posted on 08/29/2014 2:47:43 PM PDT by CrazyIvan (I lost my phased plasma rifle in a tragic hovercraft accident.)
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To: right-wing agnostic

The clothes have no emperor.


28 posted on 08/29/2014 2:51:27 PM PDT by Clioman
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To: Politically Correct

Excellent!


29 posted on 08/29/2014 3:10:20 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Graewoulf

Unless you are backing out golf/vacation time, it’s been over SIX and a half years of OJT for Mean Mr Mustard seed man.


30 posted on 08/29/2014 3:10:30 PM PDT by newbie 10-21-00
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To: right-wing agnostic

I’d like to fetch him an orange jumpsuit and some leg irons.


31 posted on 08/29/2014 3:46:56 PM PDT by CatherineofAragon (((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.)))
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To: zeestephen
woops there he IS!!

Well" Seen"




32 posted on 08/29/2014 7:10:49 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill ...)
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To: newbie 10-21-00

2014.6+ minus 2009.1- equals 5.5+/- of OJT.


33 posted on 08/29/2014 7:36:32 PM PDT by Graewoulf (Democrats' Obamacare Socialist Health Insur. Tax violates U.S. Constitution AND Anti-Trust Law.)
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To: Politically Correct

Taupe-a-dope.


34 posted on 08/29/2014 8:37:53 PM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: MeshugeMikey
“Huggy Bear-ack”
35 posted on 08/29/2014 11:22:23 PM PDT by zeestephen
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THERE we have it!!!

Thank you.


36 posted on 08/30/2014 6:45:55 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill ...)
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