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Guy Saves Hundreds By Displaying Homemade “Ginger Discount” Card At Local Businesses
Consumerist ^ | August 28, 2014

Posted on 08/28/2014 1:11:59 PM PDT by SMGFan

As if we need further proof that redheaded folks are smooth, savvy and otherwise generally awesome, one flame-haired fellow in Scotland is taking advantage of his coif’s color by flashing a homemade “Ginger Discount Card” to save on tabs at the bar, restaurants and anywhere he can buy stuff.

It all started when his body made the card for his 30th birthday as a joke, reports The Scotsman, laminating an orange piece of paper bearing his photo and the words “Ginger Discount Card.”

Figuring he might as well roll with the gag, he started trying to use it at local retailers, and was surprised to find many would slash his bill.

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To: SpinnerWebb

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That made me involuntarily snort!


21 posted on 08/28/2014 2:18:11 PM PDT by rlmorel ("Anyone who will shift their stance so fluidly in the pursuit of support isn't worth supporting.")
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To: SMGFan

Good bargaining. True redheads should get discounts (freckles and reddish skin required).


22 posted on 08/28/2014 2:28:55 PM PDT by familyop (We Baby Boomers are croaking in an avalanche of corruption smelled around the planet.)
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To: SMGFan

I’m gonna make me up a Umberto Eco discount card.


23 posted on 08/28/2014 2:32:00 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (I live in NJ....' Nuff said!)
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To: SMGFan

Hmmmmmm......


24 posted on 08/28/2014 2:39:29 PM PDT by TBP (Obama lies, Granny dies.)
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To: SMGFan

25 posted on 08/28/2014 2:47:49 PM PDT by Teflonic
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To: SMGFan

Well done.


26 posted on 08/28/2014 2:48:08 PM PDT by OldNewYork
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To: FlJoePa

[ Isn’t that theft or theft of services? ]

Yes it is, but the initial theft was that of brains fromthe PC brainwashed people who accept his fake “Ginger Race Discount” card....


27 posted on 08/28/2014 2:53:45 PM PDT by GraceG (No, My Initials are not A.B.)
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To: familyop
Well ... heavy freckles only happen if the redhead is out in the sun a lot, because freckles are really just little tans where God splotched pigment on us, instead of smoothing it out real pretty like in black folks and swarthy Mediterranean types. I have a lot of 'em ... my shoulders and arms are leopard-like in a collage of freckles. When I was a saucy young coffee shop waitress, lecherous old farts would often give me the old line: "Hey there, young lady, if I gave you a dollar for every one of your freckles, would you let me count them?"

I'd say, "Mister, if I thought you had that much money, I just might!" {^)

28 posted on 08/28/2014 4:10:22 PM PDT by Finny (Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. -- Psalm 119:105)
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To: Finny

Told my bride I’d kiss every one of her freckles ...

Still tryin’ ... I keep getting ...

...

distracted ...


29 posted on 08/28/2014 4:13:58 PM PDT by NorthMountain
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To: Ray76

Wow. My hubby’s hair was that color when he was younger.

I need to tell him about this!


30 posted on 08/28/2014 4:15:52 PM PDT by Black Agnes
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To: NorthMountain

And if she’s half the woman I bet she is, she still loves both of those things — the tryin’ and the gettin’ distracted!


31 posted on 08/28/2014 4:31:34 PM PDT by Finny (Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. -- Psalm 119:105)
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To: Finny

Good one!


32 posted on 08/28/2014 4:50:14 PM PDT by familyop (We Baby Boomers are croaking in an avalanche of corruption smelled around the planet.)
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To: a fool in paradise

33 posted on 08/28/2014 5:11:43 PM PDT by Daffynition ("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
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