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Guy Saves Hundreds By Displaying Homemade “Ginger Discount” Card At Local Businesses
Consumerist ^
| August 28, 2014
Posted on 08/28/2014 1:11:59 PM PDT by SMGFan
As if we need further proof that redheaded folks are smooth, savvy and otherwise generally awesome, one flame-haired fellow in Scotland is taking advantage of his coifs color by flashing a homemade Ginger Discount Card to save on tabs at the bar, restaurants and anywhere he can buy stuff.
It all started when his body made the card for his 30th birthday as a joke, reports The Scotsman, laminating an orange piece of paper bearing his photo and the words Ginger Discount Card.
Figuring he might as well roll with the gag, he started trying to use it at local retailers, and was surprised to find many would slash his bill.
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To: SpinnerWebb
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That made me involuntarily snort!
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posted on
08/28/2014 2:18:11 PM PDT
by
rlmorel
("Anyone who will shift their stance so fluidly in the pursuit of support isn't worth supporting.")
To: SMGFan
Good bargaining. True redheads should get discounts (freckles and reddish skin required).
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posted on
08/28/2014 2:28:55 PM PDT
by
familyop
(We Baby Boomers are croaking in an avalanche of corruption smelled around the planet.)
To: SMGFan
I’m gonna make me up a Umberto Eco discount card.
To: SMGFan
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posted on
08/28/2014 2:39:29 PM PDT
by
TBP
(Obama lies, Granny dies.)
To: SMGFan
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posted on
08/28/2014 2:47:49 PM PDT
by
Teflonic
To: SMGFan
To: FlJoePa
[ Isnt that theft or theft of services? ]
Yes it is, but the initial theft was that of brains fromthe PC brainwashed people who accept his fake “Ginger Race Discount” card....
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posted on
08/28/2014 2:53:45 PM PDT
by
GraceG
(No, My Initials are not A.B.)
To: familyop
Well ... heavy freckles only happen if the redhead is out in the sun a lot, because freckles are really just little tans where God splotched pigment on us, instead of smoothing it out real pretty like in black folks and swarthy Mediterranean types. I have a lot of 'em ... my shoulders and arms are leopard-like in a collage of freckles. When I was a saucy young coffee shop waitress, lecherous old farts would often give me the old line: "Hey there, young lady, if I gave you a dollar for every one of your freckles, would you let me count them?"
I'd say, "Mister, if I thought you had that much money, I just might!" {^)
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posted on
08/28/2014 4:10:22 PM PDT
by
Finny
(Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. -- Psalm 119:105)
To: Finny
Told my bride I’d kiss every one of her freckles ...
Still tryin’ ... I keep getting ...
...
distracted ...
To: Ray76
Wow. My hubby’s hair was that color when he was younger.
I need to tell him about this!
To: NorthMountain
And if she’s half the woman I bet she is, she still loves both of those things — the tryin’ and the gettin’ distracted!
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posted on
08/28/2014 4:31:34 PM PDT
by
Finny
(Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. -- Psalm 119:105)
To: Finny
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posted on
08/28/2014 4:50:14 PM PDT
by
familyop
(We Baby Boomers are croaking in an avalanche of corruption smelled around the planet.)
To: a fool in paradise
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posted on
08/28/2014 5:11:43 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
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