Had me worried there.. but apparently this is an Onion thing.
There were no WMDs in Iraq. The MSM employees told us that years ago. The Democrats verified it.
I know you are being sarcastic...
Just think back we gave Saddam several months of warning, so he had plenty of time to move his WMD to Syria and hide them wherever. The whole point of WMD is that a very small amount can kill many people, so it was easy enough to hide a few pounds or so, which are still enough to destroy a US city.
I know you are being sarcastic...
Just think back we gave Saddam several months of warning, so he had plenty of time to move his WMD to Syria and hide them wherever. The whole point of WMD is that a very small amount can kill many people, so it was easy enough to hide a few pounds or so, which are still enough to destroy a US city.