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To: INVAR

A good beginning for a remake of star wars:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLACxMXBRhM


152 posted on 08/25/2014 3:53:04 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase

We nix Episode I altogether.

We start with an outline of what was Episode II: Attack of the Clones, except we replace Christopher Lee’s Count Dooku with Darth Maul (he was the only decent thing about Episode I).

We forget the cardboard romancing of Anakin and Padme and simply leave Anakin being lustfully infatuated with her. Forget about Midichlorians - and focus on ‘the prophecy’ instead - some of whom do think Anakin fits the bill.

Yes, we have Yoda going toe-to-toe with Maul instead of Dooku at the end and the New Episode I, ends with the formation of a militarized “Republic” - no marriage ceremony…. yet. Padme has become smitten with the teenage Jedi with anger and possession issues who rescues her. But it ends with that fleet of Destroyers heading out to fight the Clone Wars.

Episode III becomes Episode II Clone Wars and we change a few things. More focus on the beguiling of Anakin by Palpatine, Anakin’s deceit to the Jedi by marrying Padme in secret and of course Anakin turning on the Jedi - not to save his new bride from a vision of death - but to stop the Jedi from forcing him to choose between his new bride and the Jedi Order. Episode II ends with the big duel between Obi-Wan and the Future Darth Vader and it ends on a cliffhanger - did Anakin die or did he live?

Episode III becomes something entirely new. Anakin is rescued by Emp who rebuilds him into a half machine provided he turns to the Dark Side. Darth Maul is none to happy at all the attention given Annie’ and a nice little rivalry forms between them. And the new Episode III becomes more or less Darth Vader exterminating Jedi and the birth of the twins after Vader chokes his wife with the force for joining the Rebellion against the new Empire. Amen.

So we remake the entire Prequel trilogy altogether - and find someone else to play Anakin/Darth Vader and Jar Jar ends up being a background character that exists on screen for maybe a tenth of a second.


153 posted on 08/25/2014 4:45:11 PM PDT by INVAR ("Fart for liberty, fart for freedom and fart proudly!" - Benjamin Franklin)
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