[OldMissileer]

You can rent a lot of hookers for $30 million. And they will even tell you they love you.

Then they go away and leave you and your bank account alone.

[Cowgirl of Justice]

Like my kindly, sweet grandfather used to say, “If it floats, flies or f*cks, it’s cheaper to rent it”.

[AnotherUnixGeek]

You can rent a lot of hookers for $30 million. And they will even tell you they love you.

Then they go away and leave you and your bank account alone.

I believe Charlie Sheen has mentioned this as his reason for employing prostitutes. If marriage has devolved into something requiring the precautions mating scorpions have to undertake, he probably has a point.