Well, I saved us a lot of money in electricity charges today, George ?
Really ?
Yeah ..., I shortened the cord on the vacumn cleaner.
(God rest your souls, George Burns and Gracie Allen)
The only way that show would be made today is if the roles were reversed.
Years ago I came home from work and my wife said she was getting little shocks from the vacuum cleaner cord - I looked at it and could tell she ran over it with the vac, multiple times - the cord had exposed wire all up and down it!
She's a great cook, though....