I like to pop in and ask where the malt liquor and slim jims are.
That reminds me of something Mr D did a few years ago. He went into a very greenie weenie store that sells exercise clothes etc. and asked where he could find the seal clubs.
I thought the bearded guy behind the counter head’s head was going to explode before he realized he had been scammed.
BTW I shop a Whole Food all the time but I avoid the organic vegetables because they have been fertilized with poop.