Easy: Nancy Pelosi - Stretch from Saturn
Rosie O’Donnell - Jumbo from Jupiter
Harry Reid - the Ahole from Uranus
Barack Obama - the Traitor from the Red Planet Mars
Jean Sebelius - The AssterRhoid from Aries
Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee - Species 5976 - origins unknown
Al Gore - “It Came From Outer Space” but we don’t know where
aka “The Thing”
Hillary Clinton - The Vampire from Venus (actually a SciFi book by that name)
Democrats - The Borg, they want to assimilate you into a mindless mass like they have so many others
Lots of aliens out there - in Congress and politics. Sort of like that bad SciFi film with Rowdy Roddy Piper. Put on real glasses and you can see them among you. Think there was a very old horror film entitled “They Walk Among You”.
If they sound like they are crazy, walk like they are stones, and have a glazed over, mindless loo, THEY ARE DEMOCRATS. Avoid them at all costs. Don’t let them bite you or talk to you. Their insanity and bloodlust is contagious. Hide your children. Lock your doors. Arm yourselves. It’s a political “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” only it is now “Invasion of the Mind Snatchers”.
Oh the horror of it. Only November 2014 elections can stop them, like a political aerial bombing of ISIS, only on our home soil. Legal Voting ID - never leave home without it!
Two typos. Sorry.
Walk like they are STONED
and, “glazed over, mindless LOOK” though LOO isn’t too far off at that.