[LegendHasIt]

But wait;

Doesn’t he have full godlike control over the oceans?
Isn’t that what they told us when he was elected?
That he could make them recede... etc.

[llevrok]

Doesn’t he have full godlike control over the oceans?

You'd global warming would have made the water more to his refined liking

[Dilbert San Diego]

Since we are supposed to worry about global warming, isn’t it a good thing that the ocean is so cold in August there??

[Mastador1]

Doesn’t he have full godlike control over the oceans?

The only waters he has any control over are in a toilet bowl!