Dear men: PORN IS AN AFFAIR. Just ask my ex-wife.

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[GeronL]

That's a woman?

Nobody knows. Nobody is brave enough to find out, there are stories of entire expeditions lost to her "jungle".

Some say she is a 230-year old lesbian Amazon warrior who refuses to die, despite being embalmed twice and mummified thrice.

Some say she is an alien from a world where thousands of years ago they roamed the galaxy before their empire mysteriously ceased to exist. That her people might have created humans in a hybrid experiment, intending them for slaves, but then their empire fell and they never returned. That she was left behind by them.

There are those who believe.... that Nessie grew legs and learned to walk upright... those who believe that if you shaved a female sasquatch.....

Medusa without her snake hair... maybe she survives still?

[af_vet_1981]

Sexual fantasies have to be ok because everyone has them. Probably even nuns and priests, and I’m sure Gd doesn’t mind.

False; they are not ok; they are sin; reject them and walk in the Spirit of God

• Sanctify yourselves therefore, and be ye holy: for I am the Lord your God.
• 9Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
• 13Wherefore gird up the loins of your mind, be sober, and hope to the end for the grace that is to be brought unto you at the revelation of Jesus Christ; 14As obedient children, not fashioning yourselves according to the former lusts in your ignorance: 15But as he which hath called you is holy, so be ye holy in all manner of conversation; 16Because it is written, Be ye holy; for I am holy.

[Lazamataz]

Porn is the only thing keeping me alive these days.

[Morgana]

Are you sure it’s not Cheetos?

[Lazamataz]

Porn and Cheetos, yes.