Hell....
Where the food is British
The cars are French
The police are German
The lovers are Swiss
...and the whole thing is run by Italians.
I heard this version:
HEAVEN
The food is French
The mechanics are German
The administrators are Swiss
The police are British
The lovers are Italian.
HELL
The food is British
The mechanics are French
The administrators are Italian
The police are German
The lovers are Swiss.
Heaven
Were the cooks are French
The mechanics are Swiss
The lovers are Italian
The British run everything
It always surprises me when I see a Renault or Peugeot with German plates.