[Straight Vermonter]

My daughter at 5, saw a man with an eyepatch in a restaurant and screamed out, “Look, a pirate”.

My sister, at about that same age, saw a woman(?) punker (this was the 80s) with wild, colored hair, etc. and screamed, "a clown, a clown!" I laughed, the woman(?) did not.

[a fool in paradise]

My sister, at about that same age, saw a woman(?) punker (this was the 80s) with wild, colored hair, etc. and screamed, "a clown, a clown!" I laughed, the woman(?) did not.

"WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?!!!"

#WHYCANTIFINDAJOBANYJOB