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Fox News Alert! Medical Researchers Try To Prove Stuff Is Beneficial!
Here is Shemp with more on this breaking controversy.

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Fox News Alert! Medical Researchers Try To Prove Stuff Is Beneficial!

How about "POT researchers try to prove POT is Beneficial."

That is probably closer to the truth.

While we're at it.

"Gay researchers try to prove that "Gay" is Normal!"

"Global Warming Researchers try to Prove Global Warming is true!"