[Portcall24]

Professor is discussing this in his sex education class. He’s asking student to say how often their partner has sex with them. Guy on the front row is pulling an Arnold Horshack. After two students gave reasonable answers, the professor finally calls on the guy jumping up and down. “And you sir, how often.”
“Once a year? That’s not very often. Why are you so excited?”
“Tonight’s the night!”

[Caipirabob]

“Tonight’s the night!”

DETENTION!