I blame this old pervert...
Posted on 07/21/2014 2:28:03 PM PDT by Red Badger
Edited on 07/21/2014 2:30:15 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
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I blame this old pervert...
The police have warned citizens to be on the look out for someone who looks like John Belushi in a toga.
I have an alibi.
They will be for sale in some local flea market this weekend....
LOL! I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD POST THAT!...............
"The border is leaking, Ukraine is toast, the whole world
hates me, and Michele's making me sleep on the couch."
Laz took em.
Dude’s kinky....
Fleas...no extra charge.
Panties were stolen. And so was your thread.
When I grew up there was a guy named Wierd Harold.
Wierd Harold drove a camo painted Mustang and always wore an oversized green army jacket.
We used to hang out at the local covenience market talking to our friends who were cashiers. The store had mirrors up at all four corners.
We would watch Wierd Harold when he came in because we knew he was likely to steal something. But we never caught him.
One day he walks through and leans over the meat counter. We’re watching him. We don’t see anything and Weird Harold walks out. Comes back in a couple minutes later and lays a whole ham on the counter and says, “I don’t need this”.
One day, he’s chatting with us and the cashier, and then suddenly has to go. He walks back in, opens his jacket and about 4 dozen Leggs pantyhose, in the Large Egg shaped containers come rolling out. While we had talked to him, he had emptyied out the whole back half of the Leggs Pantyhose display rack. And we never suspected a thing.
Underpants gnomes... menace to society.
Buy one get one flea..................
The thief is practicing civic duty, leave him be!
Recall Homeless Land Security did ask that citizens send knickers to the border camps for the “refugees”
How long has he been serving in Congress now ?
Yeah, but they wanted size 6X!
I don’t think VS even carries that size!......................
I’m not sure, but he was Congressman material if I ever saw it.
I wonder if he is living in East Georgia now?
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