Pappa’s a sou’paw
Wait. The perp looks to be a minority. He’s not a “man,” he’s a mere boy... And a victim of white, macho, imperialist “wrong side of history” patriarchal racist gender-unequal homophobic pre-liberation redneck breeder thinking to boot!
The perv looks like his jaw done got broke ...
“Pappa’s a sou’paw”
He needs to get more ambidextrous! ;)