They say they want me to stay out of their bedroom, but they then insist on entering my living room and having sex there. I’m beginning to think that 5000 years of anti-homosexual laws existed to allow the other 99% to live in quiet!
I’m 56, and I’ve managed to go thru my entire life without ever walking up to a stranger and saying, “Hi! I’m hetero, and I get turned on by a good looking woman’s body....accept me for who I am!”
LOL! You've got a point there. And we're roughly the same vintage agewise.
FWIW, my Mrs. is so shy that we will be out driving in traffic and I'll mention wanting to make whoopie when we get home. She will give me a dirty look and say "Shut up! There are other people around!"
Fortunately, she is a lot more open about it when we're alone. But the point is that we can stay out of people's faces and quietly do our thing in privacy.