Meanwhile, Reggie, furious at the loss of his friend pulls out his 1911 45 and kills the murderer, b-tch slaps the gay for being the reason, puts two slugs in the fag and runs off with Veronica.
Archie will live on in comic stories. This is an alternate future. See Dc or Marvel comics multiverse, alternate time lines etc.
Also see Marvel “What if?” stories.
“...This does NOT appear to be a parody or hoax...”
It’s not.
Soooo, since Archie gets shot. Are we to assume he was in Chicago defending his gay friend? Also, does this mean the publishers of the comic are trying to say that defending gay friends is a bad idea that will get you shot?
At any rate, RIP Archie, I hardly knew you. Which is because I didn’t spend my time reading comics and filling my head full of mush. But if I had, rest assured it would not have been on obscure crapola like Archie. Now, if you really wanted your death to have meant something, you would have kicked off while swimming the Rio Grande to rescue a gay, immigrant toddler from a gun toting militia person. I mean come on, taking a bullet for a gay dude is soooooo yesterday. Yawn. I know, maybe Archie Zombie can come back and eat a white, straight, Obama hating, gun toting border agent that happens to be a member of the Klan and, of course, a family member of Ted Cruz. Now that would be art!!!