COMICS: Archie to be shot dead while saving gay best friend who called for gun control

Hotair ^ | 07/14/2014 | AllahPundit

[Blood of Tyrants]

We can only hope.

[Blood of Tyrants]

Their circulation must be in the hundreds these days.

[rdcbn]

If that’s all they can come up with for a story line, Archie should have been cancelled years ago

[PUGACHEV]

The comments at the end of the article are hilarious. One suggests that it could have been better if Archie were shot while wearing a PETA Shirt. Another thought that Veronica could be stabbed by an anti-abortion protester, and her last wish before dying would be that everyone would vote for Hillary so this could never happen to another girl.

[SeekAndFind]

RE: her last wish before dying would be that everyone would vote for Hillary so this could never happen to another girl.

But why not Sandra Fluke? :)

[ozzymandus]

Wow, this is not the Archie of my childhood.

[SeekAndFind]

Wow, this is not the Archie of my childhood.

Yes, I miss the innocence:

[SampleMan]

You really can’t make this stuff up. The Left has become impossible to parody, as they are always more unbelievable in reality than anything we can dream up.

Is anyone still buying this crap? What kind of teenager worth their salt would want to read this sort of drivel?

I didn’t read many comics as a kid, but I do remember one where a U.S. GI charged a German Tiger tank and threw a grenade down the muzzle, like a baseball pitch, from 50 ft away. Now that was something worth reading.

[Cowgirl of Justice]

And, the next thing you know, ol’ Jed’s a millionaire!!

[bgill]

Killing off the title character will mean they’ll have to change the title of the comic.

[MUDDOG]

"Sugar Sugar" album cover apparently inspired by this:

[Doomonyou]

Is Veronica pregnant with Mr. Weatherbee’s baby??

There will be a celebrated abortion.

[mojito]

Edgy. Real edgy.

[TigersEye]

Too bad Archie didn’t have a gun. He’d still be ... a comic book character.

[dangus]

Archie is turning into the Book of Daniel (TV series, not bible).

[iacovatx]

Archie’s death comes right on the heals of the revelation that S Spielberg slaughtered a Triceratops. The tragedies just keep coming—oh, when will the killing of non-existent beings end! I call for a ban on all non-existent violence, now!

[ssaftler]

That's it, I'll never read another Archie comic book again!
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Wait a minute, I never read Archie to begin with. Never mind!

[ExNewsExSpook]

Somewhere, Bob Montana is rolling in his grave.

[PhiloBedo]

;)

[Lockbar]

Archie deserves to die. I like it very much.