(SC) Police: Dollar General underwear thief flees in ice cream truck

The State ^ | 11 July 2014 | Staff

[grania]

fwiw: DollarGeneral carries most of what people need, including basic clothing. They're also the chain that's tried to make inroads into fragile neighborhoods, but then get robbed blind.

In Cleveland news a few months ago, there were camera pictures of someone robbing a DG and the other customers watching, doing nothing.

[Resettozero]

Oh, The Bommafone Woman! Yeah, I know her!

She look dirt-free enough to me! You waysiss or sumpin?

[lee martell]

That sounds as though it could have been a song written and sung by a young Dolly Parton with Porter Wagoner. Poor General. Now what’s he supposed to do for underwear?

[Ditter]

Sorry if I hurt your wittle feelings. :(

[Resettozero]

Sorry if I hurt your wittle feelings. :(

Ditter! You...oh nevermind.

Nevermind.

-30-

[muir_redwoods]

Now that’s a headline I never expected to read

[Ditter]

I didn’t think so,,,,,,,, :)

[bgill]

An officer was familiar with a woman matching the suspect's description who operated an ice cream truck. Police went to the woman's home

Just how familiar is he with her, huh?

[Grams A]

She certainly is better looking than Helen Thomas who, IMO, is one very, very ugly person.

[Know et al]

I'd say she is headed down a rocky road.

[B4Ranch]

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.thestate.com%2Fsmedia%2F2014%2F07%2F11%2F10%2F49%2F256-xGcX5.AuSt.6.jpeg&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thestate.com%2F2014%2F07%2F11%2F3559084%2Fpolice-dollar-general-underwear.html&h=467&w=620&tbnid=x5Do0PWWvT5m6M%3A&zoom=1&docid=_YyveK5qs9ZOSM&itg=1&ei=K3jAU5qKDMywyASZzYLoCA&tbm=isch&client=firefox-a&ved=0CB4QMygAMAA&iact=rc&uact=3&dur=116&page=1&start=0&ndsp=15

[Gamecock]

She looks like a young Helen Thomas!

[Grams A]

Please don’t tell me Helen had a daughter that walks among us.

[Grams A]

I’d say she is headed down a rocky road.”

You are just too funny for words!