[Charles Martel]

It's not clear why Rheithrosciurus needs so much tail...

Naah, too easy.

[Quality_Not_Quantity]

Local legends suggest that Rheithrosciurus, which is thought to mostly eat giant acorns, can be savage.

You'd be savage if others of your kind went around eating giant nuts, too.

Quick, somebody post that picture of the squirrel with big ones.

Thank you.

[Blood of Tyrants]

Vorpal squirrel!