Roger Stevens actually wrote,
“You can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd,
“You can’t change film with a kid on your back,
“You can’t go fishing in a watermelon patch,
“But you can be happy if you’ve a mind to,
“All you gotta do is set yourself to it,
“Buckle down, knuckle down, do it, do it, do it!
And so on....
But fixing really good roast chicken? Not so difficult.
;^)
Roger Miller. Not to be confused with Ray Stevens. :)