Nude Guy Causes Chain-Reaction Highway Crash

thesmokinggun.com ^ | June 13, 2014

[BenLurkin]

A naked man truck surfing atop a Ford Ranger as it traveled on a New Mexico highway fell off the vehicle and triggered a chain reaction crash that left a motorcyclist seriously injured, police report.

As detailed in a probable cause statement, a passing motorist told cops that he spotted a naked man standing on the truck as it drove along State Road 522 in Taos last Friday night. The man, later identified as Alexander Werner, 27, fell off the truck “and was lying on the side of the road.”

A motorcyclist traveling in the opposite direction “was slowing down because of Mr. Werner lying in the road” when he was rear-ended by a Ford van. The motorcyclist, who is not identified in court papers, suffered a “major head injury” and was transported to a local hospital for treatment.

Investigators allege that Tashena Whittaker (seen at right) helped Werner back into the Ford Ranger, which she was driving. The duo then drove away from the scene of the June 6 accident. They were subsequently pulled over by a patrolman about two miles down the road

[JRandomFreeper]

I was in Texas on Friday night. Really.

/johnny

[FlyingEagle]

Here, hold muh beer and watch this...

[HangnJudge]

Don’t piss into the wind...

But seriously, getting hit from behind is
One of the most Dangerous things that
Can happen to a Biker, and
Has a high mortality.

[left that other site]

They are just prejudiced against these good folks because they are “polytheists”.

Evidently, surfing nude on the roof of a pickup is one of their sacraments./s

[left that other site]

PS, i am a Biker, so i find the actions of these fools particularly offensive.

[FourPeas]

Werner was also charged with indecent exposure and failure to wear a seat belt, both misdemeanors.

Of course.

[FourPeas]

This is the part of the story that’s glossed over, of course. Who cares why the bike slowed down? The woman driving the van following should have been paying attention.

[Fiji Hill]

Sounds like he was competing for the Darwin Award.

[BykrBayb]

If there’s a naked guy in the road, I’m probably not going to see much else.

[fwdude]

And marijuana isn’t even legal in NM yet.

[Yogafist]

That last speed bump let out a whimper.

[FourPeas]

Even so, I doubt that you’re going to punt a biker.

[a fool in paradise]

Don’t look, Ethyl!

[a fool in paradise]

, a passing motorist told cops that he spotted a naked man standing on the truck as it drove along State Road 522 in Taos last Friday night.

Well it WAS a full moon last night...

[Tax-chick]

It’s really unfortunate for the motorcyclist.

[BykrBayb]

Not if it’s a Harley. ;)

[a fool in paradise]

A motorcyclist traveling in the opposite direction “was slowing down because of Mr. Werner lying in the road” when he was rear-ended by a Ford van

Wrecked 'em? Damn near killed 'em!

[TADSLOS]

Johnny Don’t Surf.

[Darksheare]

Hamburgered buns.
He’ll be picking pebbles outta his skin for decades.