Well it’s not surprising that LA — that hockey powerhouse where there is nothing to do all winter long but skate on ponds and lakes pushing pucks around and occasionally falling in and freezing — wins the Stanley Cup.
A parade down palmtree-lined streets??? Ohhhh ... Yehhh —
NEVER MIND.
It is a living hell being burdened by SoCal’s climate. (The ONLY reason any of us live here with the socialists, gay mafia, Jerry Brown, teachers unions, gangs, graffiti, Hollywood aholes, and the millions of invaders.)