[packrat35]

I always tell people I have no friends because friends are people who:

1. Call at three in the morning to borrow money
2. Call at three in the morning to ask you to get them out of jail
3. Tell you sad stories about their daughter getting pregnant.

Well the first two require money which I don’t have and what I am supposed to say about the third-”It wasn’t me”.

[cripplecreek]

I’ve got some real simple rules.

I never ever buy, borrow, lend, or sell to family, friends or neighbors.

[Wiz-Nerd]

TMI. Become a better person. You will garner better friends.