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To: US Navy Vet
Sleep on the shelf in your closet. Replace the closet door with a curtain. Have your spouse whip open the curtain about 4 hours after you go to sleep, shine a flashlight in your eyes, and say "Sorry, wrong rack."

lol

51 posted on 05/18/2014 9:47:41 PM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: central_va
Sleep on the shelf in your closet. Replace the closet door with a curtain. Have your spouse whip open the curtain about 4 hours after you go to sleep, shine a flashlight in your eyes, and say "Sorry, wrong rack."

Or catch person on bottom rack asleep and trice up the rack :>}. Nothing more fun than watching someone trying to climb out of a folded up and latched rack at about 1:00am. Then there was the cup of liquid R-12 trick. LOL. Feels like ice water but by the time they get out of the rack it's flashed off and gone LOL.

Send out your family member to the neighbors asking for made up items. A bucket of steam, a BT Punch, a light bulb repair kit, relative bearing grease, squeegee sharpener, and sky hooks. Put you wife or kids at the end of the driveway for mail buoy watch.

56 posted on 05/19/2014 3:07:52 AM PDT by cva66snipe ((Two Choices left for U.S. One Nation Under GOD or One Nation Under Judgment? Which one say ye?))
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