Her mommy tells her that someone's weight is something personal that you don't ask about.
Then the little girl asks how old she is.
And her mommy tells her that you never ask a woman her age.
And then the little girl asks why she and daddy got divorced.
Mommy tells her that it is something too personal to talk about, but maybe someday she will explain it to her.
As it was, the little girl had a friend over that day. Her friend tells her to wait until her mom left the room and just look at her driver's license. So mom left the room and the little girl sneaked a peak at the license. A few moments later mom came back into the room.
The little girl told her mom that she was weighed 135 pounds, she was 32 years old, and the reason she and daddy got divorced was because she got an "F" in sex.
+1.