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1 posted on 04/21/2014 4:11:59 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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2 posted on 04/21/2014 4:13:18 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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Can’t be

According to Farmers and Liberty Mutual commercials only men (and especially White men) are get into stupid car accidents


4 posted on 04/21/2014 4:18:46 PM PDT by qam1 (There's been a huge party. All plates and the bottles are empty, all that's left is the bill to pay)
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“Who’s the U-Boat Commander?”


5 posted on 04/21/2014 4:20:16 PM PDT by dfwgator
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Is the Apartment Complex named after Ted Kennedy?


6 posted on 04/21/2014 4:22:50 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (Nobody owes you a living, so shut up and get back to work...)
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Hehehehehehehehe......I see whatcha done...ha, carpool;-)


7 posted on 04/21/2014 4:23:30 PM PDT by SgtBob (Freedom is not for the faint of heart. Semper Fi!)
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Felony fleeing the scene of an accident. Shoot the dawg.


9 posted on 04/21/2014 4:24:26 PM PDT by headstamp 2 (What would Scooby do?)
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She should have woken up her passenger.


10 posted on 04/21/2014 4:24:48 PM PDT by Gamecock (The covenant is a stunning blend of law and love. (TK))
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“That’ll buff right out”


12 posted on 04/21/2014 4:28:58 PM PDT by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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and even left the engine running

Good trick.
Water doesn't compress very well (in a 4-cylinder engine)...

14 posted on 04/21/2014 4:41:24 PM PDT by grobdriver (Where is Wilson Blair when you need him?)
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Saw a better one a couple blocks from the house several years ago. A lady drove into someone’s front door. Didn’t fit too well. The plates read BEERRN.


15 posted on 04/21/2014 4:52:50 PM PDT by logic101.net (How many more children must die on the altar of gun control?)
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Since no one was injured, Adams said police didn't even file a report.

The car gets totaled, plenty of property damage to the fence and pool....yep, who would need a police report for the insurance company? Lazy cops.

16 posted on 04/21/2014 4:55:08 PM PDT by Veggie Todd (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
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Is it me or,are,there an awful lot more house crashes lot of late?

Strange..


17 posted on 04/21/2014 4:58:02 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi - Revolution is a'brewin!!!)
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Witnesses said the woman drove straight into the pool and even left the engine running...

Fortunately, she didn't go off the deep end.

21 posted on 04/21/2014 5:31:52 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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Lemme guess, The accelerator pedal stuck.


23 posted on 04/21/2014 6:13:22 PM PDT by mowowie
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